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Take precautions.

It's spreading quickly. No vaccine yet available. No age group specifically identified in death occurances.


How did it start? Do pigs die or do they simply transfer the virus to humans? How was it transferred? Might the virus possibly be in all pigs awaiting another element that creates a virus? Is the Asian flu caused from swine? Is all flu viruses from pigs?

It all started with the abominatory and shameful relationship between Kermit D. Frog and Miss Piggy.

God hates amphibian/mammosexual fraternization and she has decided to visit us with a plague.

The Thousand-Year-Night begins with this pandemic.

Woe to us all.

Check out this video about how bacteria communicate with each other.

Check out what Jon Stewart on The Daily Show has to say about "Snoutbreak 2009."

Click here and scroll down for videos

I can hear the hooves of one of those horses of the apocalypse

How Swine Flu was created...

Logos, perhaps it has already begun. Given your keen ability to analyze these types of situations(see analysis in the quote above), I beg you to aid humanity and give us your take on this:


Also could you tell us whether this advances the "creationist" cause, or has a moderating effect on it? Civilization's future hangs in the balance. Perhaps you could also name the flu that might be caused by this event.

We have, in Hull, a guy who got caught screwing a goat - he did it in full view of a stationary train full of passengers. Some of the passengers had mobile phones and filmed the whole incident.

Nobody asked the goat what she (hopefully she) thought about the affair.

Regarding the donkey incident, the candidate would have no problem getting elected here in UK as the politicians here are as dubious beyond description.

Not too many folks here at Xn care for Dr. Mercola, but what he has to say about the Swine Flu may be of interest to some.

Also, you can track the outbreaks using Google Maps.

As for me, I think the media is making mountains out of molehills...again.

doc

Doc, I have an update on the picture you posted:

Preventitive measures such as washing hands ... not taking children to day care where other children are sick... one would think that people would already know these basics but then ..

We're all gonna die.

When did you discover death MB?

Our local news reported people spreading feces on door knobs, microwave ovens, computer keyboards, the usual office filth where people are so thoughtless they even forget to use toilet paper. Who's afraid of terrorist when these unwashed hands are guilty of biological warfare?.

Do you eat at resturants where mommies dearests change their baby diapers? Food for thought or what?

I think babies should be banned from resturants. Toddlers also. Usually when I see a family bringing their pests along, I either don't go in or leave as quickly as possible. Have you ever watched these little parisites eat?

Oh, and the news also reported our local community swimming pool was chock full of fecal matter. Is it any wonder Howard Hughes went into seclusion? Can you imagine all the contaminates he had to avoid at Vegas?

Wash thy hands pilgrims!

In America......at least in the deep south, you can't get elected unless you screw mules, horses, goats, etc.

It helps if they are your cousins.

A man from Georgia named Horsely screwing a mule.

What could be more predictable or understandable?

Horsely also screwed a man and a watermelon.

Nothing on YouTube, I already checked.

Pax!