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ROFL.. Logos, you do have a thing about Southerners. Why don't ya'll move down here where we can keep an eye on you.

Have you read Dolly Parton's book where she exposed her family secrets? Seems one of her brothers had a fling with their milk cow. Dolly shamelessly told the story on the Tonight Show when Carson was still hosting.

Horsely sounds like a danger to the public, both man and beasts. I think he should be put waaaay away, to graze on the Bush ranch in Texas.

Since the pandemic surfaced I've had a lurking suspicion that I'd catch the disease. I've been snogging pigs as and whenever possible - only good looking critturs without runny noses - anyhow, I'm sneezing and aching so it looks like I might have a flu version. Hurrah. Beam me up, Scotty.

So, what happened to the swine flu scare? It suddenly seems to have disappeared. What's the next thing to be terrified of?

A1. Big Pharma got their money for the vaccines we didn't need.

A2. Islamic take over of the world.

Seems like Big Brother always endeavors to keep us unbalanced. That way they have cause to come in and lead us in the way (BB thinks) we need to be lead, such as putting new policies in place (that diminish our freedoms even more).

The swine flu scare (similar to the one back in '76) was a way of getting us to focus on something else while BB deftly and swiftly reaches into our pocket to yank out our wallet, all the while causing us to become fearful of the world, (and therefore reliant/dependant upon him), thus paving the way to put those policies into action.

I's a good scam, cuz we seem to keep falling for it...

The after-effect of contracting swine flu...

This version of the flu will be back in the fall.

Get your shots as soon as they're ready.